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Basically was too drunk, and was too distracted by the beef curtains. Give up halfway through and say we need to go inside.

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She was cool with it, and eventually she stuck her hand down my pants had a coat in my lap. So there we were, in the middle of a packed theater watching the Hobbit, and I'm getting a Comeung. Then we hear Gollum say, "Oh, it's so soft and squishy!

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She screamed the fuck out and punched me in the face. She noticed that I was drunk and I explained her that I thought I was in my home and confused her with my girlfriend. She laughed and made me a cup of coffee to sober up.

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We stayed up all night playing videogames and talking random shit. Not me fortunately, but I knew a girl who lived with a crazy Belgian. She walked in on said Belgian in the bathroom, door R u comeing home from a bar horny, standing there naked looking at herself in the mirror masturbating furiously. Why would you do that in a shared house full of people! Ask a girl who had a crush on me to fuck me in the girls restroom.

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I didn't date her afterward. My dormmate was away one night and I was feeling horny so I 'fucked' his soft neck pillow. I once masturbates in the back of a gay friends van because I was feeling adventurous.

By far the most awkward looks. Had sex with my sister. We lived in the country, nobody else around, we were horny and it went on for about three months until she got a boyfriend.

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Tits in a movie? I made out with one of my good friend's lady friend in the back of the band bus Flirted with and met up with a 54 year old man. We didnt have sex but it Aberdeen sex free kissed and I regret it to this day. Kodiak Alaska - the Mecca. Spent the night buying drinks for a woman who was all over me.

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Turns out she was a Coast Guard wife, which isn't that weird - Coast Guard wives get lonely and it's hard to be discriminating in an environment with so few women. She had her hand in my pants all night - never mentioning a husband. But after some R u comeing home from a bar horny heavy petting outside, she got loyal and went home.

In any case, the departure was witnessed by an exceedingly ugly woman. She offered to take me home. She offered to take me home and make me a drink. She offered to take me home, make me a drink, and cook me something hot to eat. I didn't want to walk back to the boat. I went home with her. She hpme a mustache. And, as it turns out, she was married also. In her case, that meant that one of three accessible orifices was off limits.

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Ate out my freinds gf. She ended up sleeping in my bed for like a week and very little shenanigans took place. Till I'd had enough and went for it.

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You are in good company, bro. He didn't say they were HIS cousins. I am the captain now. Damn those air hostesses were hot. By Monday, I'd had my fun and brushed her off as nicely as possible. Haven't seen her since.

That took a few seconds lol. Thanks, mom and dad! Then I shoved it in my ass and fucked my teddy bear. That chair had so many speed settings. A fucking teddy bear hornh a better sex life than I do. I use 2 hands. Look at the history. Tell her you love her. Then "Fuck her right in the pussy". Brushed teeth the next morning with it. At her parents' house. I R u comeing home from a bar horny regret that a bunch. TL;DR took a naive innocent girl's virginity, then later got a handy from her sister.

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